Mini Teasecake

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With sass and smile big enough to match, this slice of paradise can catch the eye of any gent in town.  But lookers beware; Mini’s sensuous rhythm soaked thighs have been the cause of many men’s demise.

While getting lost in the labyrinth of trying to lick the frosting off her cake, most men find themselves scrubbing her kitchen floors, funding her fervor for scotch, and even performing landscaping endeavors never previously thought possible–entirely in vain.

Always found in a sea of rhinestones, ruffles, and feathers, it is clear that this striptease starlet has only one true love, to shake what you can’t have.  To say the very least, the pursue of trying to blow out Miss Teasecake’s candles is a rather simulating one.